Imagine Jane and Thor go camping somewhere far enough from cities and light pollution that she can see the Milky Way.
* They’re putting in the tent pegs and without thinking about it she just hands him a little rubber mallet. He stares at it, bewildered, for a few seconds and then they both start laughing helplessly.
* Looking out over this amazing view of the unspoilt wilderness she mentions she’d kill for a donut. He flies off and comes back twenty minutes later with a huge box of glazed donuts. Then eats most of them.
* A hungry mountain lion stalks into camp. Thor picks it up by the scruff of the neck then isn’t quite sure what do do. “Jane! What should I do with this beast? Bruce said they were endangered and if I encountered one I was not to kill it! IT IS TEARING MY FAVORITE SHIRT! JANE! WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT???” She manages to stop laughing long enough to take a photo.
The aforementioned photo:
"There are like ten angry people and a turned over car, what did you do?"
"They honked at me and insulted my mother. I could not let it go unchallenged."
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